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1 Storytime! on Sun Nov 16, 2014 4:25 pm

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The idea here is that we write a story, one sentence at a time.

Once upon a time, there was a small child named Mary.

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2 Re: Storytime! on Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:22 pm

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Mary was a transvestite.

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3 Re: Storytime! on Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:23 pm

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She had dyed pink hair.
(What even, Ian!)

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4 Re: Storytime! on Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:28 pm

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She also happened to have a gigantic tentacle monster as a pet.

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5 Re: Storytime! on Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:37 pm

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The gigantic tentacle monster was made of her pink hair.

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6 Re: Storytime! on Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:39 pm

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Which wasn't actually pink, but Buncha-Paraka, the new colour Friday O'Leary made up.

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7 Re: Storytime! on Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:41 pm

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Mary, whose real name was Colin, loved Mr Gum. And not just fraternally.

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8 Re: Storytime! on Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:44 pm

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He (she??) wanted to lick his sexy beard.

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9 Re: Storytime! on Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:45 pm

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Unfortunately, so did the tentacle monster.

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10 Re: Storytime! on Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:46 pm

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So that's why Mary (or Colin??) set off on his (her??) journey to Portugal!

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11 Re: Storytime! on Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:48 pm

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Unfortunately, Mr Gum came to New Zealand before Mary/Colin could find him; he was looking for the tentacle monster, whom he loved.

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12 Re: Storytime! on Sun Nov 16, 2014 6:49 pm

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So that's why when Mary/Colin arrived in Portugal and found out that Mr Gum had moved to New Zealand, she exploded into a million puppies and kittens of death and pain and destruction and misery and evil.

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13 Re: Storytime! on Sun Nov 16, 2014 7:09 pm

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Meanwhile, the tentacle monster became pregnant, because Mr Gum.

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14 Re: Storytime! on Sun Nov 16, 2014 10:49 pm

You guys..... Even you Christopher?? seriously.

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15 Re: Storytime! on Mon Nov 17, 2014 7:24 am

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What? It's the logical consequence of what would happen. Ian started the whole transvestite thing. And Mr Gum and the tentacle monster were married and in love, so nothing wrong their. And despite what some may think, there's actually nothing wrong with homosexuality.
So what's the problem?

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16 Re: Storytime! on Mon Nov 17, 2014 10:47 am

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meanwhile mr gum ran away from the pregnant tentacle monster and laughted at

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17 Re: Storytime! on Mon Nov 17, 2014 11:02 am

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The government then arrested Mr. Gum and made him pay child support.

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18 Re: Storytime! on Mon Nov 17, 2014 11:03 am

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New story: There once was a Michael

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19 Re: Storytime! on Mon Nov 17, 2014 11:03 am

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Who longed for a lady;

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20 Re: Storytime! on Mon Nov 17, 2014 11:04 am

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and that ladies name was christopher

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21 Re: Storytime! on Mon Nov 17, 2014 11:05 am

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This was the alias of a man named Elijah,

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22 Re: Storytime! on Mon Nov 17, 2014 11:05 am

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then christopher woke up after dreaming about that song.

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23 Re: Storytime! on Mon Nov 17, 2014 11:07 am

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Then, Elijah went to Michael's house and locked the two of them in the bedroom.

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24 Re: Storytime! on Mon Nov 17, 2014 11:08 am

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then christopher crouched down at the end of his bed and said "sarah is love sarah is life"

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25 Re: Storytime! on Mon Nov 17, 2014 11:09 am

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Then, Elijah crawled onto the bed.

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