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1 Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 2:00 pm

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This is like Storytime! but with the following rules:
  • No explicit content or excessive innuendo
  • No massively and hideously graphic violence
  • No people named after forum members without the permission of said members

I'll start: Once upon a time, there was an orange.

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2 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 2:02 pm

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this orange had a mouth and stuff, its name was ssssssssssaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmeeeeeeelrfffff

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3 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 2:03 pm

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Samelrf was a very sad orange.

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4 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 2:04 pm

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he had no other smart oranges to repoduce with

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5 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 2:05 pm

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For this reason, he drank nitric acid and died.

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6 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 2:07 pm

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his spirit then came back as a human randomly game a person a succulent hug

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7 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 2:08 pm

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Th person then killed the spirit and set fire to themself.

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8 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 2:10 pm

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in another world called planet chicken cow an alienoid was busy in his bedroom

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9 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 2:11 pm

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He was busy preparing an acid bath for himself, in which he dissolved.

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10 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 2:15 pm

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then a guy saw adolf hitler taking a bath ... in pigs

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11 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 2:16 pm

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Then Hitler killed all the pigs and shot the guy and himself.

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12 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 2:23 pm

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Post removed. This is an official warning for o muffins.
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13 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 2:26 pm

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Post removed, poster temporarily banned.
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14 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 4:45 pm

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You banned my boyfriend!

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15 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 4:46 pm

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castellaque wrote:You banned my boyfriend!
He was spamming, and posting links to undesirable sites. So yes, I did.

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16 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 4:54 pm

I have a feeling your partner was trying to insult me, he did a very bad job. Now there was a brilliant chemist who developed a weapon.

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17 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 4:56 pm

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TheIntrovertedM wrote:...Now there was a brilliant chemist who developed a weapon.
What?

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18 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 4:57 pm

New story or could be a part of the old one

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19 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 5:04 pm

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The weapon was a weapon used to turn people into roses.

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20 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 5:32 pm

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This brilliant chemist tested his new weapon on Salami.

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21 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 5:33 pm

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It didn't work.

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22 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 5:38 pm

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It did however kill Salami's identical twin, Sandra.

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23 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 5:48 pm

Salami in revenge, tried to kill the chemist, who coincidently was her cousin and called Melra. Melra just rosed her and burnt salami. She had killed both of her evil psychotic cousins

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24 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 6:01 pm

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But then out came her long lost secret sister, SEMERLA! Semelra upon seeing the dead bodies of her cousins, takes revenge by killing Melra, tearing her apart limb by limb, feeding her to an elephant, getting the dung that the elephant defecated that contained her sister and threw into an incinerator.

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25 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 17, 2014 6:31 pm

But Semelras secret cousin appears…… SAMMÉ. And she tears all the flesh from Semelras body and then feeds her to a mako. The for good measure she kills or locks up all her other relatives, even if she has to stalk and hunt them down. She then has tea with annas and Topher. Quiqui is not invited

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