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51 Re: Storytime II on Sat Nov 22, 2014 9:32 pm

Melra was actually out in the garden at the time, so she survives, so does Tophy who hid from the assault and got buried under rubble. Melra pulls him out.

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52 Re: Storytime II on Sat Nov 22, 2014 9:41 pm

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How does Tophy, or for the matter, you, survive multiple grenade explosions, RPG shots, and an air strike the largest and most advanced air force in the world by hiding under a desk and being in the garden?

You're both dead. Along with everyone else, face it. I then go travel the world selling dumplings.

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53 Re: Storytime II on Sat Nov 22, 2014 9:57 pm

Fine then. Tophy and I and akk the others are ressurected by Hades. When then pretend to buy your dumpling, but launch a secret attack. You die, and we all find a nice house with a impentrable bomb shelter. The tea party continues

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54 Re: Storytime II on Sat Nov 22, 2014 10:12 pm

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I am then brought back to life by the power of 'MURICA, FUCK YEAH! I am sent on a mission to kill you given to me by the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! I call down a squadron of eagles to rip all of you to pieces and feed them to Giant Mongolian Death Worms.

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55 Re: Storytime II on Sat Nov 22, 2014 10:14 pm

Barack Obama does not have the power of ressurection. Nor if he did, would he use it on you.

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56 Re: Storytime II on Sat Nov 22, 2014 10:17 pm

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Yeah? Well, TOO BAD! 'MURICA BITCH! I RAIN NAPALM DOWN UPON YOU! YOU BITCH, DIE!

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57 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 9:59 am

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STRAVINSKY BURSTS IN AND KILLS EVERYONE. The end.

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58 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 10:01 am

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Wait, what? ALREADY?! WHY?! WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT?!

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59 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 10:01 am

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Resurrect everyone if you really want.

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60 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 10:09 am

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BY THE POWER OF SOCRATES, EVERYONE COMES BACK TO LIFE! INCLUDING ABRAHAM LINCOLN WHO IS NOW BY MY SIDE HUNTING YOU BITCHES DOWN!

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61 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 11:37 am

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Ian, this is a story, not My Hill.

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62 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 12:45 pm

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Yes, I know that, BUT WHO DOESN'T LOVE A GOOD OLD BUCKETLOAD OF VIOLENCE IN A STORY!

Anyway, with the power of Abraham Lincoln and JFK, I blast all of you with a fistfuls of FREEDOM AND LIBERTY!

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63 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 12:49 pm

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qaztobec wrote:Yes, I know that, BUT WHO DOESN'T LOVE A GOOD OLD BUCKETLOAD OF VIOLENCE IN A STORY!

Anyway, with the power of Abraham Lincoln and JFK, I blast all of you with a fistfuls of FREEDOM AND LIBERTY!
Ian, this is a STORY! You are not in it.

New story: once upon a time, everyone in Kazakhstan suddenly died.

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64 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 1:17 pm

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Because I SHOT THEM ALL WITH FISTFULS OF JUSTICE, FREEDOM AND LIBERTY!

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65 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 1:20 pm

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qaztobec wrote:Because I SHOT THEM ALL WITH FISTFULS OF JUSTICE, FREEDOM AND LIBERTY!
Ian! YOU ARE NOT IN THE STORY!
The last post doesn't count.

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66 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 1:25 pm

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YOU'RE NOT IN THE STORY! I SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE WITH JUSTICE AND FREEDOM AND LIBERTY! YOU ARE OVERWHELMED BY SUCH FOREIGN CONCEPTS YOUR VERY ESSENCE IS DISINTEGRATED AND DISAPPEARS FROM THIS STORY!

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67 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 1:30 pm

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Ian, I never said I WAS in the story, just that you weren't.
Stop it or I'll lock the thread and ban you for a while.

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68 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 1:35 pm

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SO THEN HOW COME YOU ARE ABLE TO MAGIC ERASE ME FROM THIS STORY?! ANYWAY, I THOUGH A THING ABOUT THIS WAS THAT YOUR NEXT SENTENCE CAN BE ABOUT ANYTHING!

I SHOOT THE ARAL SEA WITH JUSTICE, FREEDOM AND LIBERTY, CAUSING IT TO MAGICALLY REFILL THE ARAL BASIN CAUSE 'MURICA!

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69 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 1:37 pm

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You are so annoying.

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70 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 1:42 pm

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That's my job!

Now that the Aral Sea has been restored, the countries surrounding it WORSHIPS ME! I teach them the ways of JUSTICE AND FREEDOM AND LIBERTY!

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71 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 1:44 pm

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Then, everyone on earth, including you, dies.

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72 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 1:47 pm

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I do die, BUT, because of the amount of JUSTICE AND FREEDOM AND LIBERTY CONTAINED WITHIN MY BODY, I AM ABLE TO REVIVE EVERYONE!

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73 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 1:53 pm

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Then you die. For the last time.

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74 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 2:32 pm

This freedom, justice and liberty are quite powerful. Ignoring Ian, the reasoned everyine in Kazakhstan dies was because they had been rosed.

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75 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 2:47 pm

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Wow. That sounds painful, whatever it is.
Anyway, the roses that had killed them marched on to China.

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