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76 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 2:59 pm

The Chinese did not have enough time to muster their army so the ran away. The roses then fired thorns and majority of the Chinese. One girl escaped aand she ran away to Russia.

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77 Re: Storytime II on Sun Nov 23, 2014 3:01 pm

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Unfortunately for her, the roses then split and targeted Mongolia and Russia at the same time.

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78 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 24, 2014 10:34 pm

She then ran to England where she met Douglas Adams. He, for some strange reason, fell madly in love with her.

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79 Re: Storytime II on Mon Nov 24, 2014 10:55 pm

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He then exploded into a million pieces, just as 'MURICA launches a full invasion of the British Isles, with the newly established second USSR also invading Britain from the east. Caught in a pincer, the British army and navy and air force is utterly destroyed, just as the two invading nations unload a quarter of their nuclear arsenal upon Great Britain and Ireland. And the Channel Islands.

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80 Re: Storytime II on Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:50 pm

Ian no. That's not the story. Coincidently America had just been rosed and was no more.

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81 Re: Storytime II on Wed Nov 26, 2014 4:45 pm

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Ian, you're ruining the story.
Her name was Claudette.

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82 Re: Storytime II on Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:28 pm

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What?! How is that not the story?! I though the whole point of having members add individual sentences to continue the story was to make it interesting!
Sure, it's a little unexpected... BUT YOU NEED ELEMENTS OF SURPRISE! And HOW AM I RUINING THE STORY! It is simply a matter of opinion. If you think that I am ruining the story by adding dramatic elements, like surprise and plot twists, and taking it down a different path, and exploring peculiar themes, then fine, I accept that, but know that that is ONLY YOUR OPINION! AND YOUR OPINION IS NOT SUPERIOR TO MINE!

Anyway, Claudette had a very strange and consuming fetish of rulers.

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83 Re: Storytime II on Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:34 pm

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She had a massive stash of rulers of all shapes and sizes.

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84 Re: Storytime II on Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:36 pm

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She valued them... treasured them... LOVED THEM.

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85 Re: Storytime II on Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:31 pm

Ian you're not adding twist, its always very predictable. Anyway, Claudette feared no one would understand her rulers, so she kept them a secret, even from those who loved her.

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86 Re: Storytime II on Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:54 pm

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And how exactly did you know that AMERICA AND RUSSIA, TWO HISTORICAL ENEMIES WITH DIFFERING IDEOLOGIES AND STANCES ON MANY THINGS, SEPARATED BY AN ENTIRE OCEAN AND A CONTINENT WOULD COMPLETELY OUT OF NOWHERE TEAM UP AND THEN NUKE THE HELL OUT OF BRITAIN?!

Anyway, Claudette's obsession grew until one day, she tried to copulate with one.

Again the grammatical errors were killing me
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87 Re: Storytime II on Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:00 pm

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It hurt rather a lot.

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88 Re: Storytime II on Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:05 pm

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The result was... interesting to say the least.

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89 Re: Storytime II on Thu Nov 27, 2014 7:46 am

But she still told no one of it.

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90 Re: Storytime II on Thu Nov 27, 2014 7:54 am

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Then one day, something very unexpected happened.

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91 Re: Storytime II on Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:19 pm

Claudette began having deep stabbing pain that radiated from her stomach. This was unusual because it wasn't her period, and she never got ctamps anyway.

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92 Re: Storytime II on Thu Nov 27, 2014 7:19 pm

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Then, it got even more unusual.

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93 Re: Storytime II on Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:02 am

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And more unusual

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94 Re: Storytime II on Fri Nov 28, 2014 4:16 pm

Water streamed down her legs, but it wasn't urine.

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95 Re: Storytime II on Fri Nov 28, 2014 5:28 pm

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Water?!!!

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96 Re: Storytime II on Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:17 pm

Yes water. Claudette began to heave and dropped to the floor.

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97 Re: Storytime II on Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:36 pm

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Um...

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98 Re: Storytime II on Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:37 pm

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Um...

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99 Re: Storytime II on Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:39 pm

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Then, she suddenly and unexpectedly died.

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100 Re: Storytime II on Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:41 pm

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But then Agatha came in and used her strong magic to bring her back to life then left again.

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