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1 My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:30 am

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I walk up a hill and claim it. My Hill.

(If you don't know how to play this, you just find a way to claim the hill every time.)
Due the the obstinate behaviour of some posters on this thread, posts must now follow these rules:
You HAVE TO ACCEPT WHAT THE PERSON BEFORE YOU DID AND FIND A WAY TO COUNTER WHAT THEY DID!
Summons only last one round.
Effects are only valid for your one post. For example, you can't say, and then, praised Allah made me immortal. No doing that. A big no-no. Or SECRET TEA PARTIES THAT CAN'T BE FOUND BY ANYONE OTHER THAN THOSE WHO WERE INVITED! Bad. None of that.
No dibs on summons.
Be LIBERAL WITH YOUR INTERPRETATION! FOR EXAMPLE!
Castellque said he killed Zeus with a magic sword, JUST ACCEPT THAT AND MOVE ON! THINK, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KILL CASTELLAQUE?! Lets say, you get a gatling gun and shoot him. Alright, now you have to hill! No arguments! Now, maybe the next turn Castellaque will come back with a Kangaroo Cavalry or something, and kill you.
DO YOU GUYS GET IT NOW?! ARE WE ALL CLEAR ABOUT THIS?
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Courtesy of qaztobec.
~Contrapunctus



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2 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:34 am

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I get Chuck Norris to kill you and pulverise your dead body. My Hill.

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3 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 9:48 am

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I come back as a vampire and vampirise Chuck Norris. He kills you and burns your body. Mai Hill

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4 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:31 pm

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Contrapunctus wrote:I come back as a vampire and vampirise Chuck Norris. He kills you and burns your body. Mai Hill
Chuck Norris bites vampires.

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5 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:34 pm

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dudinacas wrote:
Contrapunctus wrote:I come back as a vampire and vampirise Chuck Norris. He kills you and burns your body. Mai Hill
Chuck Norris bites vampires.
Vampires bite Chuck Norris.

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6 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:37 pm

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I summon a squad of flying fire-breathing penguins that burn you all and your vampires and Chuck Norris to crisps. I then kick your ashes into the winds which scatters all your remains into the four corners of the earth. I then triumphantly stride up and claim... MY HILL!

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7 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:39 pm

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My vampires eat your penguins and gather my remains, bringing me back from the dead. They then proceed to eat you.
MY HILL!

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8 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:43 pm

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Hey! The flying fire-breathing penguins have already burnt your vampires to crisps! And also, they're flying fire-breathing penguins! You're vampires can't eat them if they can't even catch them! I call this impossible and invalid!

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9 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:44 pm

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I build an atomic bomb and destroy everything. No hill.

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10 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:45 pm

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But the hill is eternal and indestructible and a fundamental force of nature and the universe. Everyone respawns in a new universe. I walk up a hill and claim it as my own. MY HILL!

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11 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:46 pm

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I shoot you and walk up the hill. My hill.

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12 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 6:56 pm

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I use a Phoenix Down, and then brandish my Keyblade, run up to you and decapitate you with it. I roast your body over a spit and offer it to the gods, pleasing them. I walk up and claim... MY HILL!

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13 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 7:01 pm

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The Druids avenge me and channel my soul. They kill you and claim the hill. MYYYYYY HILLLLLL.

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14 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 7:05 pm

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Since I gave tribute to the gods, they take pity on me and smite you out of existence and brings me back to life. I ceremoniously walk up the hill, take a vigilant stance and claim... MY HILL!

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15 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 7:08 pm

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My druids summon their own gods which destroy yours. They then reconstruct me and smite you. My hill.

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16 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 7:15 pm

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I dodge their smiting and disguise myself as an Anglophile. I walk up the hill and pretend to ask your a question about British literature before promptly stabbing you in the stomach and other places of your body multiple times, before casting you into the primordial chaos. I then walk up the hill and claim it as... MY HILL!

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17 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 7:17 pm

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The druids discover your deception and smite you. They then go on to ingrain my very life-force into the hill. My hill.

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18 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 7:40 pm

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I once again dodge them, this time I slide tackle you off the hill, I then quickly pull out a lamb from my pants, spill its blood upon the holy ground of the hill, and by doing so remove utterly weak the gods to the point where they can now offer no support to any mortals. I claim... MY HILL!

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19 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 7:45 pm

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They go back in time and this time you do not dodge them. They destroy you and sacrifice the lamb to their own gods. The hill is still very much MY HILL.

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20 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:04 pm

The Queen declares the hill mine. Mai hill

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21 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:05 pm

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The queen declares it MY hill because I give her premium tea. My hill.

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22 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:08 pm

Your tea is poison. The Queen smites you and declares moi queen of the hill. Mai hill

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23 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:09 pm

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I arrange a talk with Mr Putin. He nukes the UK, kill the queen and now he declares the hill mine. I march onto the hill and claim it as... MY HILL!

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24 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:09 pm

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MY DRUIDS SMITE THEE AND WIN OVER THE QUEEN AND PUTIN! MAI HILL!

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25 Re: My Hill (this is a thingy) on Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:11 pm

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Ha, I could lock this thread whenever I like and then only I could post.

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